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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips."

"Why do black people have red eyes after sexual intercourse? Because of the pepper spray."

"I just got ripped off by a Chinese guy. This pan he sold me doesn't fly at all."

"End of the Week by Gladys Friday"

"What's the difference between Pastor Maldonado and a bus driver? One is a highly skilled professional driver, and the other is in Formula 1."

"What do you give a sick bird ? Tweetment !"

"I didn't know what I was missing until I dated a vampire. They always beg you to let them swallow."

"Writing my first book, I got stuck on the details... ...ended up haiku."

"What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan? The Pirates always lose."

"I think it's pretty cool how the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos. I think it's pretty cool how the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos."