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Joke of the Day

"It's funny when guys say ""treat your girl right or I will"" lol if you could treat girls right then where is your girl?"

"What's white, blue , and red all over? REDdit."

"[Racist] Why did Beyonce say ""To the left, to the left"" in her music video? Because niggers don't have rights."

"I'm at a bar in the United States and there's still a lot of white people who are way too confident with their dancing abilities."

"What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth? Gladiator."

"God: thou shall not kill Me: but my coworker whistles all day God: still no Me: he says ciao instead of goodbye God: do what you have to"

"Why do engineers have to practice their social skills? So they don't forget either of them."

"If anyone ever tells you they've lost their voice, They're lying."

"What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi."

"What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy? Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke."