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Joke of the Day

"This morning, I accidentally put redbull instead of water in my coffee After 15 mins of driving I realized I forgot home my car"

"What do musicians get after they eat a candy bar? A wrapper."

"A chinese man goes to the eye doctor... The doctor says ""You have cataract. "" and the chinese guy says ""No, I have a rinkin continental."""

"Trainer: Are you wearing lipstick? Me: OMG no, that's just wine."

"To the handicapped guy who stole my bag: You can hide but you can't run."

"My kids are always accusing me of having a favorite child which is ridiculous because I don't really like any of them"

"How come no one tries to blow up the Pope? I thought he was inflatable."

"What's a storm trooper's favorite date? March 4th"

"The man who fell into an upholstery machine is now fully recovered."

"What's the best part about being an orphan? All your chips and candy bars are family sized."