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Joke of the Day

"This morning, I accidentally put redbull instead of water in my coffee After 15 mins of driving I realized I forgot home my car"

"I hear that strong instruments are best at the inner city. You always hear the news say, inner city violins this... inner city violins that."

"I need to buy a new inflatable love doll. The one I have now is almost full."

"It sucks when you try to join a gang in a new city and find out none of your street creds transferred."

"We all have that one singing coworker that makes you want to test your throat grip."

"My new hobby: Seeing animals in old films like westerns, and saying ""I can tell you something about that animal."" ""It's dead now."""

"What's black and white and green all over? A black environmentalist."

"I went to a female Arab boxing match last night. It was pretty boring, all they threw were high jabs."

"this is your brain *points to egg* but this is your brain ON DRUGS *puts egg on pile of drugs*"

"Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions ? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here !"