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Joke of the Day
"toilet issues why did the dutch man have to get off the toilet? because it was all clogged up!"
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"[texting] you mean the wolf to me -wolf? ha! autocorrect fail! -lol what i meant to say was...you're a mean wolf to me"
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"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EYEEEEEEEE"
"I'm so tired I could sleep a horse"
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