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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guys who got lost at the music festival? They turned up"
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"I turned on my computer. It said hello. Its a dell."
"My sex life is like my baseball career I've never made it to second base"
"Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? A: Both are offensive and inaccurate."
"Last year I got so hammered on Good Friday I woke up in a cave three days later"
"[Dirty] A man goes to a hooker... A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, ""What did you expect for $10? Lobsters ?"""
"Is it really 2016? I mean Tarzan is playing in theaters, Pokemon is a craze, and a Clinton is running for President of the United States."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? ...ground beef"
"Had to sober up in a hurry this morning so I chugged a few Coors lights."
"Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend? Because its not a cheetah."