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Joke of the Day
"What is wrong with Riverdale that ARCHIE was the best option?"
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"Hey buddy. How late does the band play? About half a beat behind the drummer."
"my wife tried to tell me that I'm in denial... So I told her to go back to school and learn geography because I'm standing nowhere near a river in Egypt"
"*Cowboy stares at the horizon* ""A storm's comin"" [In the distance, Darude 'Sandstorm' can be heard faintly] *Cowboy cracks a glowstick*"
"I bet dogs at parties get tired of being singled out by socially awkward humans."
"What do dirty fish read? Prawno Magazines!"
"I've been told I'm a compulsive liar and a hypochondriac but I don't worry about it."
"I just took enough Vicodin to kill a medium-sized Chipmunk. RIP Roy. Roy's the hypothetical Chipmunk. I named him. Has anyone seen my legs??"
"Q: What do you call a blind German? A: A Not See (Nazi)"
"Stop scrolling. You need to sleep. (:"