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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with a 1 inch penis? Justin"
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"Two handicapped men walk into a bar... PRAISE THE LORD!!"
"I'm jealous of people who have more than one ab."
"Me: ... Dog: ... Me: ... Dog: ... Me: .. Dog: .. Me: ... Dog: .. Me: .. Dog: .. Me: ... Dog: ... (Women, take note *ahem* Man's best friend)"
"A feminist once asked me, ""What's your view on lesbians?"" I said, ""1080p"""
"A guy in Egypt was caught red handed stealing but was still refusing to accept it so they threw him in the river. He's still in De' Nile."
"Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics? Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America."
"I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around."
"""Omelet you finish."" - Kanyegg West"
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give the bitch a shovel."