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Joke of the Day
"Two handicapped men walk into a bar... PRAISE THE LORD!!"
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"If we can put a man on the moon, we can put a man with AIDS on the moon. And then someday, we can put everyone with AIDS on the moon."
"Ask someone how they're doing & they'll say fine. Share with them a random health issue & wait for the 20 min dissertation on their ailment."
"I know 1 really sick joke He has been in the hospital for years."
"What did the french bloomers say to the sexy thong? Well I've 'ad me ups n downs, but I've never been pushed to one side..."
"""I'm hungry!"" says your sister... ""Hi Hungry, I'm Dad"" your father replies Two hours later, your dad says, ""I'm fucking hungry!"""
"I woke my wife one night and said ""The force is awakening."" She replied, ""Not tonight Hand Solo."""
"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants... Bartender asks him ""Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"" Pirate responds, ""Aaar, It's driving me nuts!"""
"""The shortest distance between two points is a straight line"" Triggered. Discriminates against gay lines."
"I'm getting pretty hungry. I haven't eaten all year!"