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Joke of the Day

"A guy in Egypt was caught red handed stealing but was still refusing to accept it so they threw him in the river. He's still in De' Nile."

"My moral compass must run on solar power because it never seems to work after dark.."

"How we know that God is not an engineer When designing the human body, an engineer would not run a sewer line through a recreational area."

"""Naked ladies!!"" - art"

"Last night, during sex, I suddenly stopped and didn't move... She was like, ""What the hell are you doing!?"" And I was like, ""Hush baby, I saw this on PornHub....it's called 'buffering'."""

"A new study shows that young adults suffering from insomnia are at higher risk of a stroke. So, that information should help you finally get some sleep."

"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? ""Breathe, dummy!"""

"A three legged dog Walks into a bar, sits down and says im looking for the man that shot my paw."

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say upon being asked to star in a Broadway production about the world's greatest composers? I'll be Bach. Sorry."

"What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA? Jalapeno Business..........."