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Joke of the Day
"A feminist once asked me, ""What's your view on lesbians?"" I said, ""1080p"""
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"QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days? ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week."
"Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost."
"what's brown and goes through walls? a poopy spooky"
"Show me a woman in a Tweety Bird t-shirt and I'll show you a woman who shoplifts in the grocery store."
"As of Nov 9, 2016, what will be the 2nd most populous state in America? Catatonic"
"How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool? ""Please Get Out The Pool"""
"These bar stools are creaky!! [continues to fart on first date]"
"Why can't a hermit be a vegan, go to a CrossFit gym, or not eat gluten? Because he can't tell anyone about it."
"Why did the janitor file for a divorce? He found his wife sweeping with someone else."