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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give the bitch a shovel."
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"*pulls up pants* Oh, you said ANNUAL review. Well, this is embarrassing. But just for reference, how'd I do?"
"What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life? Selfless"
"""Do drugs!!"" - Reverse psychology drug prevention program"
"What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk? My Zipper"
"Did you hear about the duck that got thrown away? He was down in the dumps."
"I thought of a black joke. But it doesn't work."
"Why did the Addams have the late man arrested? He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday."
"Anytime I go to the doctors I feel so ripped off. Whatever my complaint is, it's always the same damn advice: ""Lay off the methamphetamine."""
"He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good... Does Santa work for the NSA?"