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Joke of the Day

"[obama cures cancer, invents hoverboards, saves baby by killing 3 lions with a flurry of devastating headbutts] Americans: LION KILLER OMG"

"[in traction] Before you ask, yes you can make cheese from moose milk and no I didn't think she'd spook so easy."

"Is it possible to have a joke that is not racist/sexist/politically incorrect or commenting on stereotypes? Challenge for reddit. Curious"

"Women who get kidnapped while jogging: you're not jogging fast enough"

"The concepts of ""History"", ""Discovery"", and ""Learning"" should be embarrassed by each of their respective Channels."

"What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her? I'd hit it"

"What did the silkworm comment on the message board? ""This thread is shit."""

"Copernicus was trying to figure out why the Sun set at night and rose during the day. Then it dawned on him."

"""We don't serve faster than light neutrinos in here"", said the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar."

"It was a sad day when I discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the Universe. Not even remotely."