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Joke of the Day
"Women who get kidnapped while jogging: you're not jogging fast enough"
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"Heard my ex tell one of his friends I was a stalker. Almost made me mad enough to come out of his closet and give him a piece of my mind."
"At my funeral I'm going to have a Sharpie chained to the coffin so friends can draw one last dick on my face."
"How well did Jackson Pollock do in art class? He passed it with flying colors. /heyo"
"Monks teach peace and harmony, but they sure do seem to like resistance.. Ohmmmmmm."
"What's the difference between eating pizza, and eating pussy? You eat the crust off the pizza!"
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"You aren't going to believe who is the most wonderful person ever... Read the first two words"
"Sometimes I type a 'C' when I meant to type an 'A'. And now I have to apologize to my 'Aunt'"
"What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon? 1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one."