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Joke of the Day

"Copernicus was trying to figure out why the Sun set at night and rose during the day. Then it dawned on him."

"I'd kill a man to have my pillow always cool on one side."

"Dora, with all the questions she poses to her audience, is breeding a generation that will scream loudly at the characters in scary movies."

"My 5 year old hasn't said a word in the car after I convinced him that the volume control on our stereo ejects his car seat."

"Why can't Melania Trump feel her ass? He's away campaigning."

"What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force? Jedi do that?"

"Some subreddits What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows? No it is not r/shadow [removed]"

"Knock knock. (Who's there?) Ric Flair. Ric Flair WHOOO?!"

"Jesus walks into a hotel He throws a bag of nails on the counter and says: ""Can you put me up for the night?"""

"Q: What is a dentist's office? A: A filling station."