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Joke of the Day

"What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her? I'd hit it"

"Pigs in a blanket Hey, isn't that the same as an undercover cop?"

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Trump wouldn't pay $1000 to have a lentil on his face. #watersportsgate #goldenshower"

"What's the difference between a voyeur and a thief? A thief snatches your watch."

"music joke As the Cellist in our string quartet, i can't help but feel the other musicians are looking down on me. sorry about that, i will just be getting my coat."

"Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A. He didn't have the guts too"

"Why are porn stars so good at studying for tests? Because they have photographic mammaries!"

"What did the amazed Kazakhstani say? That's Astana-shing"

"the longest joke in the world http://longestjokeintheworld.com/"

"What's the most sensitive part of your body while masturbating Your ears."