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Joke of the Day

"And Jesus said, ""Come forth and receive everlasting life...."" But John came fifth, and only received a toaster oven."

"Why don't chickens like people ? They beat eggs !"

"Fingerprints are proof that God doesn't trust us"

"Why did the Indian chief name his daughter. 99? Because she was always under a buck"

"The fastest way to find out if your wife is just pretending to be asleep to avoid sex is to pick up her phone and start scrolling."

"My dad told me ""Son if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind"" I told him ""Dad I'm over here"""

"What do you call a slutty UPS driver? A mail escort"

"Cakeday special - what did the Chinese gangster do? Made him an offer he couldn't understand"

"Really glad that ventriloquism has made fisting mainstream."

"Knock-knock joke told to me by a 7 year old kid: Knock-knock Who's there? Doris Doris who? Doris locked that's why I'm knocking!"