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Joke of the Day
"Where do you take a sick ship? To the doc(k)!"
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"Parenting Tip: Wear clothing with pockets so you can flip off your children inconspicuously."
"On a cold, late December day... ... the wall calendar looked across the room at the advent calendar and said: ""It looks like our days are numbered, pal""."
"I was only mildly famous in the '90s but vaccinate your kids"
"A termite walks into a bar and says ""Is the Bar Tender here?"""
"What's the worst thing about being Thai? Everyone automatically assumes you have a small dick, even though you're a female."
"I married a beautiful woman - a smart one too. Hopefully they'll never meet."
"My next door neighbour just accused me of stealing clothes from her washing line. I nearly shit her pants"
"Dollar store light bulbs aren't only inexpensive. They save you money on your heating bill when they burst into flames."
"What you should do if you have a rash Choose your doctor and medication carefully, you don't want to make any rash decisions."