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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a starving parrot? A polynomial!"
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"Obama: ""I have no more campaigns to run...because I won both of them"" Biden like 2 years later: LOL OH I GET IT. HES BEEN PRESIDENT FOR TW"
"Let's Play Communist Monopoly! Oh wait..."
"Why do record collectors have bad sex lives? They're always complaining about the 10"" they don't have."
"TIL you can get kicked out of the Navy for getting on the wrong vessel just once. Oops, wrong sub."
"What did the drunk egg say? O'm lit!"
"What does Batman put in his drink? Just ice"
"I like my women like I like my coffee Wait a sec...I am gay"
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist fuck."
"what's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? the taste."