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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a starving parrot? A polynomial!"
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"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again."
"There is a Hispanic train conductor going around committing horrible crimes.. No one knows why, but it's clear he has a loco motive."
"Did you hear about Instagram, the weed delivery service? nm was thinking of Instantgram"
"Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality? Breast implants."
"Really racist joke ""They say that black is the absence of light, but really it's the absence of a father."""
"What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween? They pump kin."
"You know what we call comedy gold in the chemistry world? Ha2Au (I'm sorry, also the 2 should be sub-scripted but reddit wouldn't let me do that)"
"One of my friends told me how electricity is measured And I was like watt?"
"Stop, drop and roll if your clothes are on fire or if you spot your ex under the mistletoe."