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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Melania Trump feel her ass? He's away campaigning."
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"what has 2 legs in the morning and 3 in the afternoon? I have no idea but it's in my basement please send help."
"I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover. ... Wait."
"Gay jokes are not funny Cum on guys"
"So my friend told me that he has been constipated for the past three weeks... I'm pretty sure he's full of shit."
"Probably he best advice you will ever receive...... don't listen to any advice on the internet"
"I don't understand why women programmers are mad when male programmers objectify their body.... After all, it is object oriented programming."
"What is the best food to eat after a circumcision? Brissket"
"What's the worst thing about kidnapping and raping a young child to death in a dark alley? Getting blood all over your clown suit"
"Survival Tip: if a bear comes at you, do not try to ""sweep the leg"". They've all seen The Karate Kid and learned how to defend against it."