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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock. (Who's there?) Ric Flair. Ric Flair WHOOO?!"
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"Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest natural resources which must be preserved at all costs."
"Got busted for shoplifting once in Canada and had to deal with their whole irritating Good Cop/Great Cop routine."
"A cat walked in to a cobblers.. ..SHOE!"
"Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. ` ` Knock Knock, who's there? Not Sally."
"Christmas is my favorite four months of the year."
"A man brings his wife as Aspirin... She says, 'Why did you bring me this? I don't have a headache.' He says, 'Good, let's fuck!'."
"Did you know that Stevie Wonder has seven kids? He never sees them though."
"If breaking a mirror brings 7 years of bad luck, does breaking a lightbulb bring 7 years of bad ideas?"
"Why does Richard have a small dick? Because Dick is short for Richard."