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Joke of the Day

"The secret to having all of your dreams come true is to keep changing your dreams to something that's just about to happen anyway."

"If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? No, because trees can't talk."

"Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people?"

"How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb? None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within."

"Why do they put cotton in the top of pill bottles? So black people remember they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers."

"A poem by Stevie Wonder Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I can't see."

"A black woman has five kids all named Jamal, how does she tell them apart? By their last names."

"I had a Mayweather joke, but it ran away from me."

"Did you hear the one about the woman who went on a fishing trip with 7 guys... ...and came home with a big red snapper?"

"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'll just beat the room for being black"