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Joke of the Day

"How do you know when your girlfriend is to young? When you have to make the aeroplane noise to get your cock in her mouth."

"I used to date a baker... But she was too kneady."

"If familiarity breeds contempt and absence makes the heart grow fonder, then by definition marriage is a terrible idea."

"Every time I walk into a store with my dad Worker: ""Can I help you?"" Dad: ""No, he was born like that."""

"Testing /u/trollabot no comments"

"What do you call a retarded five year old chained to a slab with his asshole lubed up? ""Daddy."""

"Why do I support extreme racist political parties? Because their aims are white up my street"

"I would tell a broken pencil joke.. But there's no point."

"We were watching The Discovery Channel on the couch. I was naked. She was afraid. I guess I should have probably introduced myself first."

"Crocs Why is wearing Crocs like getting a blowjob from a man? Because it feels fantastic, but then you look down and realise you're gay."