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Joke of the Day

"How do you know when your girlfriend is to young? When you have to make the aeroplane noise to get your cock in her mouth."

"What's the first step to making your favorite Jewish dish? Preheat the oven"

"Recycling Jesus died for our bins."

"Nervous about speaking in front of a crowd of people? Imagine everyone is wearing an Ed Hardy shirt"

"Which state smells the worst? The Prostate"

"*wears an ""Only God Can Judge Me"" t-shirt to court*"

"Why can't Jesus roller skate? Because he's naild to a cross."

"Goddammit, my parole officer says none of my RTs count towards community service. This has been a huge waste of time."

"I was so angry when I found my wife's profile on a dating website. That lying bitch isn't ""fun to be around""."

"A question related to math so Bob has 20 dollar and Tyrone takes 15 dollars away from Bob. What color is Tyrone ?"