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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the woman who went on a fishing trip with 7 guys... ...and came home with a big red snapper?"

"What does the titanic and the canucks have in common? They both fail big time when they hit the ice.."

"The less you love a woman, the faster your hand gets tired."

"Have you heard about the restaurant on Mars? The food is great, but the atmosphere is lacking."

"Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? A: If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything."

"I was bitten by a radioactive vegan, and now I have the power to bore people to death."

"Two terrorists are sittign around a campfire..... when all of a sudden a donkey comes along.. The first terrorist jumps up and shouts "" Look at that ass!"""

"What did the bed say to the sleepy man? ""I want you inside me"""

"Never tell a joke about a midget. They can come back to bite you on the ass"

"Women need security -when I'm around."