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Joke of the Day

"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'll just beat the room for being black"

"""Whose funeral was this photo taken at?"" John, serious tone: ""I dunno. Let's see who's missing"" possible funniest thing john has said"

"What does the Pope use to dry his hands? Papal towels."

"Sitting behind a couple in this theater that's making out. I'm gonna lean forward and whisper ""This is nice"" in a minute."

"Thor gets drunk, blacks out and wakes up next to a man. Confused, he looks at the man and says, ""I AM THOR."" And they guy says, ""You think you're thore, my ath is killing me."""

"I met a girl at a club the other night and she told me she'd show me a good time. When we got outside, she ran 100m in 9.69 seconds."

"How do you make a bitch love you? You take her to the bone zone"

"I saw the last perfume made by Internet Explorer . I was fascinated by the slogan : "" use it today, smell it tomorrow"""

"Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist? A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended."

"What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car? Flatman and Ribbon"