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Joke of the Day

"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'll just beat the room for being black"

"I had a fight once. ""You should see the other guy!"" I said. My wife agreed. She's been seeing him for years now, they're a lovely couple."

"Apple announced a breast implant that plays music... The iTit is considered a major social break through since women have always complained that men stare at their breasts but never listen to them."

"Men always say they like strong, smart women until you argue with them. And then they're all like: You talk too much....and I want my Mommy."

"Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning? He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word."

"Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare!"

"I like my coffee how I like my women. Without some other guys dick in it."

"TIL javelins were invented in a region of northern France.. Britanny Spears."

"My favorite joke [ha ha ha](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Womens_rights)"

"Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College? Psi Phi."