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Joke of the Day

"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'll just beat the room for being black"

"What do deer and women have in common? The hornier, the better!"

"5yo: [loudly whispers] MOMMY, SEE? WE'RE LETTING YOU AND DADDY SLEEP! AREN'T WE DOING GOOD? Me: [in bed] Yeah. You're doing GREAT."

"""Shit, I have to go."" - Yoda, Jedi Master Humorist, iChat"

"What does a girl from Alabama say after having sex? Get off me Dad! You're crushing my smokes!"

"Son of Sam I Am, a serial killer who targets people who won't try new foods."

"Who is the richest painter? Manet."

"Why was Moses' wife angry? He gave her the burning bush."

"I like my women how I like my cars Safe and reliable"

"They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away... Steve Jobs proved this one wrong."