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Joke of the Day
"Life is just better when you're laughing."
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"A toilet was stolen from a police station today... It's a pretty serious crime. The police have nothing to go on."
"The only thing worse than finding a hair in your food is realizing that the person who prepared it has a bald head."
"Do you know what my least favorite thing about drinking goats milk is? Getting the grass stains off my back."
"I'm telling you to go to hell because I'm poor. If I was rich I would kill you."
"The traffic must be horrendous in a red light district"
"A 95 year old man told me this joke. ""At my age, it's always something. The other day, my Dr. asked for a Urine sample, a stool sample, and a semen sample. So I gave him my underwear""."
"Why do mathematicians never have to pay for sex? They find getting sum trivial."
"How I know I am not a Racist... Racism is a crime and crime is for black people."
"What's better than winning gold in the special Olympics? Not being retarded"