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Joke of the Day

"And on the third day, Jesus came back. Because he accidentally left one of his edge trimmers in my backyard."

"""I trust my boyfriend, I would never go thru his phone"" -girls who can't figure out boyfriend's passwords"

"A recent study has found that women who are overweight live longer than the men who mention it."

"I met the inventor of the trampoline. He's an all round nice guy, but a bit jumpy."

"How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear."

"What do you call a neolithic taking a walk? A meanderthal"

"Where did mary go after the explosion? Everywhere..."

"Mom: Some stranger keeps answering your land line. Me: That's because I haven't had a land line in 7 years, Ma."

"""My birthday's coming"" Do you know what I need?"" ""Yeah but how do you wrap a life?"""

"To err is human; to Air Bud is dog!!!!"