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Joke of the Day

"A toilet was stolen from a police station today... It's a pretty serious crime. The police have nothing to go on."

"All my gay friends must be businessmen... cause they keep talking about their partners."

"COP: Nobody on the main floor. Let's check upsta-- GIRAFFE COP: Nobody upstairs"

"I just wanna make a lot of money and not do very much, is that so wrong?"

"You know how after you get off a boat, your body still feels like its on the boat for a while after? I'm like that with beds."

"What do you call someone who gets high fast? A speed weeder."

"What do cops and sports photographers have in common? They get paid to shoot black men."

"If olive oil comes from olives where does baby oil come from?"

"BLONDE ON BLONDE Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel."

"Somebody told me this really good joke the other day. You shoulda been there, it was hilarious."