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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a cunt and an asshole? According to the latest polls, about 4%."
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"As a neat freak I'm only comfortable giving a girl a Clean Sanchez."
"*job interview* Boss: Give an example of when you've done something creative Me: When I listed my 'experience' on the application form"
"Did you know that a male ejaculates at 27mph? That's why I always get in trouble when I do it in school zones."
"A termite walks into a bar and says, ""Where is the bar tender?"""
"If I had to rate racist jokes... I would rate black jokes a 3/5 and arab jokes a 9/11"
"I handle stress the way cats bathe in water."
"Does your train of thought have a caboose?"
"Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's disgusting. You shouldn't tell people that."
"People need to learn the difference between heroin and heroine. One is exceedingly more difficult to fit into a syringe."