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Joke of the Day

"The expression should be ""seeing things eyes to eyes"". Otherwise you're suggesting a meeting of the minds between Cyclops"

"@BurgerKing I love the way all employees working the drive thru speak English as a 14th language. I just got a frog and an avocado."

"What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him? Get off me homes!"

"Have you ever heard of movie Constipation? No?? Because it still hasn't come out yet."

"What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance."

"an unfaithful man what does an unfaithful man say to his wife after having sex? I'll be home in half an hour."

"What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican? Someone who's too lazy to steal."

"I just saw a guy with no legs. I told him all about my recent stubbed toe. I hope it made him feel better about the whole no legs thing."

"I think I've found the cure for AIDS. It was in the bathroom cabinet after all."

"Some fancy kids just egged my house with quail eggs. I went out to yell, and one of them garnished me with chives."