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Joke of the Day

"an unfaithful man what does an unfaithful man say to his wife after having sex? I'll be home in half an hour."

"Q: Why must judges learn to spell well? A: They must follow the letter of the law."

"If you want to make God laugh.... ...tell him your plans."

"On the street or subway you can only imagine what that idiot is thinking. On Twitter, you get to see what that idiot is thinking."

"Im on a new diet. Actually im on 2 diets. I couldent get enough to eat on one."

"When I was child we had to look things up in dictionary or encyclopedia, uphill both ways in the snow"

"A baby is 75% water. So if I walked on babies I'd be 75% Jesus. #SolidLogic"

"What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!"

"What does a nosy chili pepper do? Gets jalapeno business"

"What was a positive accomplishments made by the Nazi party? The leader killed Hitler OP: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3grkqb/what_were_some_positive_accomplishments_made_by/"