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Joke of the Day
"What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him? Get off me homes!"
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"I find myself addicted to this website just like my Father before me. Guess why that is? It's He*reddit*tary."
"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye 'maighty"
"Saw a vanity license plate that said ""ILUVLUV."" I hope she luvs getting 4 new tires and a windshield."
"You're pretty cocky for someone with such a small... ....vocabulary."
"Garden Water Features by Lily Pond"
"Are we going the right way, Yoda? Off-course, we are."
"Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground? He didn't have any depth perception"
"Why didn't the electron leave it's house? Because it was grounded."
"Donald Trump asked if the Pope could hear his confession while in NY The Pope said he would like to, but he's on a busy schedule and he doesn't have all day."