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Joke of the Day
"When she told me I was average, she was just being mean."
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"Being a Miami Heat fan is like high fiving Starbucks employees while the locally owned coffee shop across the street boards up its doors."
"I hope to one day ride in a crowded elevator and make knowing eye contact with the man sent to kill me."
"I laughed in r/funny"
"How do you date a ghost? You 'WOOOO' him!"
"I know it's rude to ask someone about their pregnancy if you're unsure, but my hubby looks about 4 months along & the suspense is killing me"
"The Lion, the Witch and a fabulous fashion sense What did the Lion say to the Witch when she caught him coming out of the wardrobe? ""My sexual preference is Narnia business."""
"My other palindrome is a kayak. - racecar bumper sticker"
"My favorite prostitute told me she was a licensed psychologist... Blew my mind."
"Doctor: It's been weeks since we restored your vision. Thoughts? ""I can't believe that British guy from the Geico commercials is a lizard."""