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Joke of the Day
"My other palindrome is a kayak. - racecar bumper sticker"
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"Every time my dentist is kind enough to tell me I need to floss, I am kind enough to tell him that he needs to trim his nostril hairs."
"Marital prejudice/ politics amongst fruit Q: What did Mr & Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon? A: But you cantaloupe!"
"Tornado warnings are active for Cleveland, Ohio. Residents are invited to seek shelter in Cleveland Browns Stadium where there is no chance of a touchdown."
"With all these regulations and safety hazards about burgers... Rare meat is hard to find."
"The contestants on Jeopardy are always asking the stupidest questions. ""What is bronze?"" Read a book, you dummies."
"What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around while I go on ahead. Credit goes to a Laffy Taffy wrapper from some years ago."
"Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture."
"A police officer in Alabama finds... ...a black man with his arms and legs chopped off. He reports ""the worst case of suicide he's ever seen."""
"I think I'm more shocked that Rodney King had a swimming pool than that he is dead"