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Joke of the Day
"My other palindrome is a kayak. - racecar bumper sticker"
Next Joke
"I just saw my first Porno yesterday.... I couldn't believe how young I looked in it."
"What do you call 75 year old John Cena? John Cenile."
"I grilled some chicken today... What a waste of time. He still wouldn't tell me why he crossed the road."
"I like my women like I like my government. No Bush."
"Yesterday I came out of the closet. Then realized I should probably stop masturbating in my closet."
"Hey chubby dudes rockin' tight polo shirts. Nope."
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No i-dear What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no i-dear"
"Doctor Doctor you have to help me out! Certainly which way did you come in?"
"My local Greek restaurant just started serving tacos and burritos.... I tried it earlier today and it turns out it's plain old Greecey Mexican food."