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Joke of the Day

"Being a Miami Heat fan is like high fiving Starbucks employees while the locally owned coffee shop across the street boards up its doors."

"Why did the skeleton burp in the church ? He didn't have the guts to fart"

"A vegan, an atheist, and a cross fitter walk into a bar... ...everyone else leaves."

"A warning to prisoners of the Matrix Snitches get glitches"

"Behind closed doors, Rachael Ray prefers the sluttier olive oils."

"When I m on a date... When I m on a date, I like to tell the girl that ""I m aviable for a limited time only"" In hopes that her shopping instincts will kick in."

"A lorry load of wigs has been stolen from down town. Police are combing the area."

"How do you kill a blonde? Give them a gun an say it is a blow dryer"

"What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves? I expect to Potter-own 'em."

"Trump has a change of heart and brings Hillary to his administration As Ambassador to Libya"