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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a black guy and a canoe? Canoes tip."
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"I like my coffee like I like my women. Without a penis"
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"I bought a 12 pack of condoms the other day. The cashier asked if I'd like a bag, I said ""Nah, I'll just turn the lights off""."
"What do lesbian couples do once a month? Finger paint."
"If my DVR cuts off the last joke of my favorite sitcom one more time, I swear im gonn... **FREMULON**"
"I got into a heated debate with my friend about time travel... We really opened a can of wormholes."
"In 1973, the Six Million Dollar Man consisted of a bionic man with super powers... In 2016, the Six Million Dollar Man consists of two hip replacements."
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"People who joke about cancer... Have no sense of Tumor"