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Joke of the Day

"What is a gentleman monkey? A gentleman monkey is a monkey that won't monkey around with another monkey's monkey."

"I have awful jet lag The WiFi on this airliner is just terrible"

"I like my women like I like my wine. 10 years old and in the cellar."

"Anal sex is like broccoli If you're forced to have it as a kid, yo won't enjoy it as an adult."

"If you could choose between world peace and $100,000,000, what color would you choose for your Ferrari?"

"There is a drink called sandy It's a watered down manhattan."

"If you're Russian when you go into the bathroom, and Finnish when you come out; what are you while in the bathroom? European"

"Corn mazes are great because how often does one get to experience the feeling of being trapped by corn"

"What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? A key."

"I have the eyes of a hawk, the ears of a fox... and a lifetime ban from the zoo."