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Joke of the Day

"Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled? Because they have a claus in their contract."

"My beef with you is that you're too chicken to pork me."

"[God Creating Raccoons] God: make a panda but a trash panda, then give it a mask so that people would know it will kill them for their food"

"A guy at the DIY store asked if I wanted decking... ...fortunately I managed to get the first punch in."

"What did you hear about the tree who was in love? He pined everyday."

"So a guy walks into a bar where Eminem is the bartender Guy: Two shots please Eminem: You only get one shot"

"almost hit a biker while i was texting & driving today so please you guys be careful do NOT ride bikes"

"Mistletoe is my favorite Christmas tradition that sounds like a cool as shit superpower."

"Best asian joke Im writing a speech for best friend's 21st He is Asian Points for immaturity and vulgarity Must be short HELP ME R/JOKES!! Thanks!!"

"I thought I'd tell you a good time travel joke... but you didn't like it."