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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a homosexual, Russian, knight? Sir Gay (Serge)"
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"WANTED: Someone to have my babies and carry on my family name. No strings attached. You can even keep the kids."
"My favorite book to read on the toilet is ""The Shining."" It scares the shit outta me."
"""I stand corrected"" said the man in the orthopedic shoes."
"I'm not Racist! I have a colour TV."
"AROMATHERAPY CONUNDRUM: Spilling a large bucket of Lavender oil all over your carpet: Very stressful, or very relaxing? #retweet #grief"
"I Just Opened An Abortion Clinic.. No fetus can defeat us"
"And on the 8th day, God created atheists and said, ""Oh man, you're not gonna believe this."""
"If you are an American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? European"
"Judas: How long are your arms? Jesus: Why? Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what? Judas:Across. How long across."