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Joke of the Day

"Best asian joke Im writing a speech for best friend's 21st He is Asian Points for immaturity and vulgarity Must be short HELP ME R/JOKES!! Thanks!!"

"Amsterdam is like a tour de France - it's full of people on bikes and drugs. -- Heard this last weekend while visiting Amsterdam"

"Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they."

"Where did Abdelhamid Abaaoud do most of his craft shopping? Wahabi Lobby."

"What's the difference between radical feminists and a Valentine's Day mascot's tricks? One's Cupid stunts..."

"picked up a bag of 98% reduced fat chips at the store today there were only 2 damn chips in the bag"

"What does my penis and bus have in common? They're both short"

"I just pretended to be on my phone in the elevator and then my phone rang. I'm going to close up shop emotionally for the day"

"Pao sucks. Don't mind me, I'm just jumping on the hate wagon."

"There are rumours big Canadian banks Scotia and TD may merge... giving Canada one giant STD"