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Joke of the Day

"So a guy walks into a bar where Eminem is the bartender Guy: Two shots please Eminem: You only get one shot"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hiroshima Barbie ...just a shadow of her former self"

"Why was Eazy-E Straight outta Conciousness? He had N.W.Aids"

"There once was a man from Nantucket... ...who started a poem then said ""fuck it."""

"Cops are like women. Can't live with them, can't live without them. And they're a bunch of pussies."

"What do you call a guy with a 2 inch penis? Justin."

"WANTED: Sanity LAST SEEN: In store, right before I told my 4 year old that he couldn't get a new toy REWARD: 4 year old"

"mars: I'm wet.... NASA: I'm coming over!"

"Have you ever had a close call with a shark? No, but one did ring me up long distance once"

"*runs in out of breath* Friend: what's going on? Me: [heavy breathing] bear with me Friend: Ok *waits* *bear runs in, also out of breath*"