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Joke of the Day
"What did you hear about the tree who was in love? He pined everyday."
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"Being poor means having to read the menu card from right to left."
"You don't notice the air, until someone spoils it."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gargling noise*"
"I've been married for about 45 lbs."
"If I donate blood and you're in an unfortunate circumstance of needing it don't blame me for never being able to pass a drug test again."
"Did you know I'm dating a dental hygienist? She has the cleanest teeth I've ever come across."
"Why did the old man throw the matress out the window? Dementia"
"How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They rearranged the furniture in the room"
"I told a joke I made up last Halloween! It got me a few Snickers."