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Joke of the Day

"You'd be surprised how much of parenting is reminding your children not to eat soup with their hands."

"Boys want to play Most young men like the idea of (eventually) marrying a living doll; but on a first date, they'd actually prefer a wined-up toy."

"Confusing Holiday!!!! ""What is the most confusing holiday in Harlem? Father's day""-unknown"

"Me: Bless me father for I have sinned... Priest texting me back: I already told you, I'm not absolving u of your sins unless you come in."

"So, a man with a baby newt on his head walks into a barber's... And says, ""Short back and sides, axolotl off the top."""

"Before I die, I'm putting fake treasure maps behind all my picture frames. My grand children will be so pwned."

"I had an idea for a suit made entirely of banana skins... but no one seemed to find it very appealing."

"How many toes does Trump have on the outside of his body? 5. The rest are constantly in his mouth."

"Him: Can I have a bite of your dessert? Me: I think we should see other people."

"I'm gonna make this girl mine..... Right click, Save As...."