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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about a Russian-speaking Indian? He worships a moss cow"
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"Just got a great deal on some bottled water. The store was having a liquidation sale."
"What do lesbians like best about sex? Tastes great...less filling....TASTES GREAT!!! LESS FILLING!!!"
"What do you call a crushed angle? A RECTANGLE !"
"There is a drink called sandy It's a watered down manhattan."
"Never trust a mathematician with a graph. They're always plotting something."
"I'm not saying I spend a lot of time in the restroom, I'm just saying if you walk into my stall you can be charged with home invasion..."
"What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant? Wishful thinking. Obviously"
"Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to."
"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come onto a boy's face until he's 13."