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Joke of the Day
"How many toes does Trump have on the outside of his body? 5. The rest are constantly in his mouth."
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"Why did the terrorist cross the road? To send people to the other side."
"As a bachelor I learned to separate my laundry into three piles; dirty, not so bad, and I could wear this another two three times if needed."
"When the girl working the counter says ""would you like fries with that?"" say..""are you calling me fat??"" then burst into tears. Free meal."
"How do black people tan? Holding their hands up"
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"A guy walks into a bar... He says ""ouch!"" and grabs his forehead."
"You're leaving Twitter? For good? That's too bad. We'll miss you. See you next week!"
"Last night, my girlfriend made me really happy and really sad at the same time. She told me, ""You have the biggest dick out of all of your friends."""
"What's invisible and fucks kids? The Zika virus."