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Joke of the Day

"So I was at the bar last night.. and the waitress screamed...""Anyone know CPR?!"" I said, ""Hell, I know the entire alphabet!"" Everyone laughed...except this *one* guy."

"Whos the best jewish cook? Hitler......."

"What do you call a limp snake? An ereptile dysfunction."

"So they're making a Hulk body wash... You apply it with a Loofah Rigno."

"So a man walks into a bar... and never comes back for my entire childhood. Where are you dad?"

"There should be a multi-event competition for finding out who the funniest people in the world are. We could call it the LOLympics."

"So a bunch of women were playing basketball"

"I don't play guitar, but I sure would pluck your G-string."

"What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car."

"How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!"