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"Whos the best jewish cook? Hitler......."
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"Q:Why did the banana walk out of the movie theater? A:the film didn't appeal to him."
"Why do Russians love pho? Because they're SO-VIET"
"Nobody is saving anything on car insurance. We're all being ripped off."
"What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ? Nothing, he was just full of tears"
"""As long as you append my name to a quote,... people would buy into it and take it seriously."" - Winston Churchill"
"We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."
"I was lucky enough to run into Terrence Howard in the street, and I told him that I saw his latest movie once. Condescendingly, as if I were an idiot, he replied, ""Don't you mean... two times?"""
"Top 3 situations that require witnesses: 1) Crimes 2) Accidents 3) Marriages Need I say more?"
"There are two types of people in the world Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data"