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Joke of the Day

"What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the First Period."

"I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them."

"It's OK people with a poor grasp of the English language, I'm a sex attic too."

"I thought this guy on the subway was yawning. Turns out he was just a mute sitting on a tack."

"Hey, have you heard this new joke? You just reddit."

"What do martial artist love to drink? WATAAA"

"The presidential race between Hillary and Trump reminds me of the first AVP movie. Whoever wins, we lose."

"I switched my kids to almond milk. Whenever people ask me if I think it's healthier I tell them ""Nah, I just got tired of them asking why their picture is on the back of the milk cartons."""

"Waiter there is a worm on my plate ! That's not a worm sir it's your sausage ?"

"ME: I know it's probably the beer talking, but you look beautiful tonight! BEER: Hey buddy, don't be putting words in my mouth now."