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Joke of the Day
"Why do crippled kids get picked on so much? Because they can't stand up for themselves."
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"*puts hand on your knee *slowly moves up your thigh *runs over your hip *drags finger up your stomach *grabs remote *changes channel"
"An environmentalist group found a place with the world's highest recycling rate... /r/Jokes"
"mall santas make me mad becuase its like as if we need another reason to give jobs to old white men"
"Invention: When your heart stops beating, your smartphone and laptop instantaneously explode. PATENT PENDING!!"
"What do you call a robbery in China ? A Chinese take away !"
"Prostitutes are like the Elves from Lord of the Rings When you know them well enough they tell you their true name"
"Why does iron man have a vagina? Because he's a Fe male"
"Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the fuck out of the dogs."
"You seem to like blonde jokes around here. Here is my favorite: Why did the blonde have such a terribly bruised belly button? Her boyfriend was blond as well."