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Joke of the Day
"Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the fuck out of the dogs."
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"What's the best part about living in a black family? You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost"
"Isn't giving fellatio... ...Just a taste of what's to come?"
"Call me crazy, but the last person who did is still in a full body cast, so it's up to you."
"Sex like me is like 'The Mermaid Joke' on /r/jokes right now. Hot, bloody, and it ends with a dead cow."
"Self Respect is... Washing your hands before you take a piss. ...or rather, leave one."
"I'm going to start an abortion clinic... ...called ""Don't Kid Yourself."""
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me five times, good job, you're the guy who makes the trailers for the Paranormal Activity movies."
"What do you have if you don't have a Kia? A Nokia."
"If you have time-stamped VHS footage of yourself blowing out birthday candles, you'll eventually be abducted."