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Joke of the Day

"You know you're a total loser when your controversial political post gets zero likes or comments on Facebook."

"I recently found out that they are reviving Full House. The show is called Fuller House, but Bob according to Bob Sagat, its called Filler House."

"Porn Ears? Q: What's the most sensitive part of your body when you're masturbating? A: Your ears."

"Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Iinternet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking."

"[millipede preschool] head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes..."

"What do you get when Philip Glass breaks? John Cage."

"Chuck Norris already counted up to the infinite... Two times."

"Tired of rap songs starting with MC going ""uhuh uhuh...One two one two...Let's do this..."" No. You shoulda been ready when the song started."

"I had an idea for a hot air balloon underwear company. I couldn't get it off the ground."

"My dad is my inspiration ...cause you never know when it's gonna hit you EDIT: missed a word"